I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Randomize
