Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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