I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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