Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
