sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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