At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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