its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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