you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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