I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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