I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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