It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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