Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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