I'm going to jail i love you
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
My balls are so social today.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Randomize
