She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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