I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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