i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I party with great urgency now.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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