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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Congratulations! We have a period
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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