Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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