this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
