I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
this will be a night to untag.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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