I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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