like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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