It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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