school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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