This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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