4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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