Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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