I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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