hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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