she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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