Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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