i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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