You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
