And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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