i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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