loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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