is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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