butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I am spending my child support on dildos
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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