This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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