nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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