party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
should my penis look like a turkey
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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