Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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