Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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