If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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