Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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