He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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