just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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