He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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