my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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