if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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